ALL YOU NEED, APPARENTLY, IS $8005.91

As an individual who has more than a passing interest in branding, I was *stoked* to go to a mini-workshop with a photographic industry superstar about Creating & Branding a Boutique Studio.  I figured that, having seen the speaker in every industry magazine humanly possible since the inception of my business, I couldn’t possibly walk away without having learned anything.

I was wrong.  Really really, utterly utterly wrong.  We spent a great deal of time establishing that boutique studios charge a premium price for their products, and that they have a rather narrow focus.  Okay, got it, I expected some basic information to be covered.

Here’s where it gets absurd: we spent MORE THAN THREE HOURS looking at the marketing materials a handful of boutique studios produce.  We’re talking packaging, tags, belly bands, portrait folders, gift cards, referral cards, welcome packets, mailers, postcards, business cards, brochures, trifolds, blah blah blah blah blah…without talking about HOW or WHY these items make a difference.  Apparently, we were supposed to be OOHed and AAHed into simply copying these photographers’ materials without any sort of rationale.

The speaker THEN went on to discuss the plan for her SOON-TO-BE-LAUNCHED boutique studio.  She was going to tell us how to do it…right?

Well, she was sure as hell going to hand out a brochure that outlines her marketing materials and how I can get my very own versions from the sponsoring company!  Without providing ANY rationale for such products, she encouraged the audience members to get on board with the sponsor-company’s marketing materials program.

The total cost of all the crap in that brochure, suggested for the launch of a new business?  $8005.91.

Let me repeat: a pile of brochures, pretty papers, and otherwise disposable items for $8005.91.

I really hope no one believes hopping in feet first with a loan and a very large quantity of frou-frou packaging, bag tags, folders, envelopes, and letterhead will yield a successful business. YAR.

If you intend to launch a photographic business with $8005.91, you will need to do some soul-searching.  You will need to develop your photographic style and establish boundaries for your personal life as well as growth projections for your newest revenue stream.  You will need to create a business plan ($250) and identify your pricing strategy ($149).  You will most likely need to purchase, after much consideration and market research, a branding package, including a logo ($1200) and a website template. ($100 on sale from you-know-who) You will need to find a reliable and lovely printer, and will most likely need some stand-by templates for marketing materials that can double as birth announcements. ($130 for more template than you can handle.)  You’ll also need to buy a domain ($25), a kickass blog theme ($0), and some web hosting for the year. ($100)

Buy a  pro camera ($2700), a 50mm 1.4 lens ($400), a used lens of your choosing ($450), and six months’ worth of business insurance.  ($450)  Establish your business as a legal entity. ($300)  Pick up CF memory cards and a camera battery ($150).  You’ll also need a computer ($749 – you can’t afford a Mac yet, geez!), a full version of Photoshop ($699), the willingness to google anything you don’t understand, and a book of your choosing by Scott Kelby ($34.64).  Use the remaining $119.27 to order business cards and postcards with the files created in your original branding package.

Then: pat yourself on the back. Join Twitter. Join Facebook. Make a fan page.  Visit a coffeehouse regularly, and chat with the owners.  Smile at everyone you meet.  Post images to your blog regularly.  Edit your portfolio strenuously.  Treat every client with genuine enthusiasm, and respect your time enough to charge appropriately for your services.  I’d consider that $8005.91 well spent.

As for packaging?  WHCC offers premium packaging as an add-on, so you don’t have to have one blessed piece of froufrou paper on hand. ;)

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Kyle Shultz - October 10, 2009 - 9:25 am

AWESOME fricking post! Keep telling the truth!!

PJ - July 30, 2009 - 2:15 am

You’re the Woodgrain Good Fairy of Reason. Love the bottom-line approach!

sarah downey - July 29, 2009 - 10:43 pm

wow! new hear. holy crap! what a bunch of bs!!

robert norman - July 29, 2009 - 10:37 pm

LOVE IT—and SO TRUE!!! so many people blinded by bells and whistles, and going into debt because of it

ronnier - July 29, 2009 - 9:37 pm

Nice!

Melanie - July 29, 2009 - 8:17 pm

This made me laugh so much! I started up for a whole lot less than that!!

Julie - July 28, 2009 - 5:28 pm

You are SO RIGHT ON. Photographers are so gullible. Mention “action” or “template” and they whip out the credit card. I always feel so sorry for newcomers. Thanks for sharing a fresh opinion!

brandcampblog - July 23, 2009 - 8:19 am

Thanks for your kind words and refusal to buy crazy-mad amounts of fluff! Fight the power!

els - July 23, 2009 - 8:11 am

Has anyone told you lately how extremely relevant, insightful, and funny you are? Oh, and a good writer too. Thought you should know.

Bev - July 23, 2009 - 7:26 am

GREAT POST!! I am always amazed when photographer’s eyes glaze over and they just BUY this stuff… Thanks for a wonderful approach and great links!

Chris - July 23, 2009 - 2:01 am

A fantastic article, written with enrgy and passion. As someone starting my own business from the ground up I have been amazed at what some people wuld like to charge me.

erika - July 22, 2009 - 10:54 pm

Whew! Good thing I already have the computer and Photoshop, and went to school for web design. I can knock about $2k off that! haha

NicoleMlakar - July 22, 2009 - 8:16 pm

I really appreciate this post as I have been thinking about workshops a lot lately and trying to determine how to very effectively spend my hard earned money. Even though my biz has been very slow going it’s nice to know that I seem to be on the right track as far as how I have spent my money and effort thus far (per the steps you outline above).

gwendolyn waite - July 22, 2009 - 7:42 pm

Amen. Woman can not survive on fluff alone.

Becky (rksquared) - July 22, 2009 - 5:48 pm

Of course, in addition to the $8005.91, you would have to include the cost of the fab how-to workshop that you *must* attended. Great post!

Karyn - July 22, 2009 - 5:34 pm

I FINALLY decide that I like my new blog design, and you had to go and post that link to tofurious. man….

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