I’m scared. Like, really really scared. See, I have this service that I think people really need, but I’m also witnessing a HUGE backlash against photographers who sell anything to other artists, ever. For any reason. ::insert tense moment here::
Shaking in my boots yesterday, I sent out a super-secret e-mail like this blog post to my e-mail subscribers, and sold each spot within twelve hours. I expected to sell one or two spots, because well…this isn’t an insignificant commitment or a tiny amount of money. But you all jumped on this like Hermione jumps on peanut butter. ::snarfle snarfle::
Oh, and most everyone signing up wanted a payment plan. So, people need this. And they need a payment plan. Round two, the part where I make this available to the general public, reflects these findings.
YOU NEED A DOMINATRIX.
You have approximately 7,433 things on your to-do list. You do the things you like first, the things that are okay second, and you never get to the things that NEED to happen to get your business sailing.
Maybe this is because they’re uncomfortable. Maybe it’s because no one is providing a shoulder to cry on.
Probably, though, it’s because no one is holding you accountable. No one is creating goals with you and then enforcing deadlines to meet those goals.
This is because you love your spouse. You love your friends. If they tried to do this, you’d want to punch them.
So. ::insert awkward foot shuffle here::
YES, I’LL BE YOUR DOMINATRIX.
Together, we’ll assess your business now, and where you want it to be 6 weeks from now. We’ll set weekly goals and deadlines, and I’ll hold you accountable for meeting them. We can focus on whatever you’d like, because each dominatrixing session is tailored to YOU.
This will be intense, productive, and entertaining. It will NOT be easy-peasy-pumpkin-squeezy. You may end up losing sleep, reading books, cramming for assignments, and worrying about homework.
I’m not afraid to say you didn’t do your homework, this was lame, that wasn’t right, and you could have done better.
I’m also willing to be your personal cheerleader, and to help you face the fears and issues and inactivity that are holding you back.
SERIOUSLY! HOW MUCH?
To recap, you’ll get six weeks of awesome possum goal-making, homework, and weekly check-ins from yours truly. I can only dominatrix-bootcamp-whipcrack ten peeps from August 1 – September 15, 2010.
We’ll be spending a lot of time chatting and e-mailing and all that, so if you think I’m a pain in the ass, not funny, or a big ripoff, then…uh…don’t hire me. PLEASE.
We’ll start the six weeks on August 1, 2010. If you’re down with what I’m offering, the dollars and cents of it breaks down this way.
Sign up by 7/1/10: $950
Sign up by 4/14/10: $650.
You can pay all at once, or in five equal payments of $130. One to hold your spot, and one payment on the first of each month until our time together starts. This long lead time gives you ways to finangle your bank accounts into making it work. (Under no circumstances should you sell your firstborn, your house elf, or your Eames furniture to do this. If you don’t have the cash, it’s cool. No worries. And no credit card debt.)
To make your first payment, click here. (Just use the dropdown to choose the payment plan.) To pay in full, thus receiving extra love, click here.
Many thanks for reading, and for supporting this craziness as I let it into the world. Those who sign up won’t be receiving nifty graphics-laden PDFs just yet, though, as Hermione’s tiny leather outfit is still not here. So there are no graphics. (Seriously. Truth is stranger than fiction.)
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